Female Power Trips with the TITS OF DEATH


Mai 20th, 2006 | 0 Kommentare ...  

Female Power Trips with the TITS OF DEATH
Female Power Trips with the TITS OF DEATH

Von Lady Gaby

From London with Love, Tits of Death is a girl band with instruments and loads of hairspray as weapons, to seduce and entertain their adoring fans that would lick their boots if the band asked for it. Females with charm, brains and first-class songs, they stand tall and are no slaves to the bullshit of the mainstream music industry. With hair to kill, dresses that make you melt and sounds to push you into stage diving, these divas could get to the top of the rock and roll fame. While getting our hairdos in knots and our shoes worn to the sounds of Jimi Hendrix last month in West Germany, we lately exchanged emails to swap some female power tips about make up, clothes and other fetishes.

Dorfdisco : Why the name Tits of Death? Are you girls tits obsessed like I am?

Tits of Death: Breast obsessed, us? Never! It’s just the best way to die.

Dorfdisco : What is your favourite part of your body and why?

Tits of Death: Lips. But we don’t know why…

Dorfdisco : How did the band meet and form?

Tits of Death: We met … while pissing in a dark alley!

Dorfdisco : Do you plan to take over the rock and roll world?

Tits of Death: We’re working on a developing this pre-gig musical drone, which will hypnotize audiences.When we have that sorted we’re going to embark upon world arena tour and ‘cultivate the world!

Dorfdisco : What are your main musical influences?

Tits of Death: Edgar Winter, Suzi Quatro and The Stooges.

Dorfdisco : Who mainly writes the songs and how do you work as a collective?

Tits of Death: Usually, one of us will come up with a lyric or a riff and feed it into the ten-breasted machine. The rest is just magic.

Dorfdisco : What do you think about bands like The Sugarbabes and Spice Girls? Do youthink they should be influences over young females?

Tits of Death: Not a chance. Both bands are the products of record label boardroom brainstorming, with a good dose of perv thrown in. They have no real control over their image or music – they just dutifully do what the music biz bigwigs say and make a shed load of money for them in the process.

Dorfdisco : What else do you have in common besides dressing up, make up and lipstick?

Tits of Death: We have our own cookbook, which should be out in a few months.

Dorfdisco : What other girl bands do you like and have influenced your behaviour, if at all?

Tits of Death: The Runaways, Girlschool, The Slits, The Raincoats, Pleasure Seekers and The Shangri Las. More recently, Peaches, Princess Superstar and Kim Deal.

Dorfdisco : Do you like female comic figures? If so which ones?

Tits of Death: There was this one Japanimation comic called Battle Angel Alita which was great. Alita was this tiny little girl that was part machine and as you’d probably guess, she kicked major ass.

Dorfdisco : What do you get up to while on tour or after gigs?

Tits of Death: We have a pension for late night dancing and signing body parts.

Dorfdisco : Do you like partying hard?

Tits of Death: We definitely had five severe cases of head banger’s neck after Fitz’s DJ set after our gig at West Germany. And Titania ripped her fishnets doing the rockslide on her knees during Hawkwind’s Silver Machine.

Dorfdisco : Do you leave lipstick marks or any other personal objects inside backstage rooms?

Tits of Death: More like a toxic fog of hairspray. And Synthia left her bra at West Germany. They won’t give it back.

Dorfdisco : What kind of kinky things are you into?

Tits of Death: They all involve leather, lurex and Edgar Winter in see-through trousers.

Dorfdisco : When on tour do you get your period at the same time?

Tits of Death: We’ll have to get back to you on that one – we’ve only been out for weekend road trips and that’s not enough time for the pheromones to take effect.

Dorfdisco : If so how do you cope with each other’s PMTs?

Tits of Death: Chocolate biscuits.

Dorfdisco : What binges do you enjoy?

Tits of Death: Gear, as in stomp boxes, guitars, amps and the Tits cannot resist shoes.

Dorfdisco : Who are your groupies?

Tits of Death: Boys and girls of all ages and sexual preferences – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a 17-year-old boy in black eye makeup shouting, “My Iron Nipples are SOOO HAAARD!!”

Dorfdisco : Have you ever had shared your groupies?

Tits of Death: Well… there was that time with the nappies and the super glue but the courts have ordered us not to talk about it anymore.

Dorfdisco : Are you competitive with one another? Do you have bitch fights amongst yourselves?

Tits of Death: Not really but, Debra gets to pull everyone’s hair while she is teasing it before every gig.

Dorfdisco : Who is the ideal woman these days?

Tits of Death: You’re looking at five of ’em! Seriously, no one woman/person can be everything to everyone. How boring would that be for the rest of us?

Dorfdisco : Do you lend clothes from one another or do you each have your defining and individual image and style?

Tits of Death: The Tit wardrobe is pretty flexible…everyone has their own individual style but cloth snatching or swapping is prevalent. You can only find so many well fitting vintage jumpsuits and sequin dresses.

Dorfdisco : Are you all Tarantino fans? I am only asking because you all look like personalities he might have in his movies.

Tits of Death: Yeah, he’s cool. But, more than that I think we love kitsch as much as Tarantino does.

Dorfdisco : What else should we expect in the near future from Tits of Death?

Tits of Death: We are poised to put out a single and hopefully a 4 song EP in Germany. Then, we’re thinking cult inspiring arena tour and world domination.



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